On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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