Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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