watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
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Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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