When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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