I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
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