But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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