i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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