I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
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I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
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I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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