Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
the gays at disneyland are vicious
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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