turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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