what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
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a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
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hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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