She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
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And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
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Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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