Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
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i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
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She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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