Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
