I'm really into asian looking animals
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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