last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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