you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
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Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
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I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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