Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Is it because I queefed?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
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Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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