shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
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if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
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The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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