There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
you mean i was at the winter classic?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Why can't burritos get me drunk
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I supernannyed him into submission
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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