If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
