I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
You should frame my arrest warrant.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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