Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
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I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
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Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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