Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
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I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
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I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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