I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
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can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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