I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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