If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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