Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
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Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
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I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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