so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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