the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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