i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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