did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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