If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
40s are totally the cure
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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