Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
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Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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