I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
im on a boat
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