It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Never underestimate the power of titties
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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