I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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