So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
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my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
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Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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