as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
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July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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