I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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