currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
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Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
We have started to decorate penises.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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