just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
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Is it penis luge time yet?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
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Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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