brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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