So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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