i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
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Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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