i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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