break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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