So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
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Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
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He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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