Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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