Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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