My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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