How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Where is the hickey?
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
