You're so nebulous sometimes
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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