oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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