he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
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I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
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it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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