shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
a search helicopter?!
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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