I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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