You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
